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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Deere poised to announce new product line

Dateline: April 1 2015
Breaking News. Speaking on condition of anonymity a well connected inside trader confirmed for this reporter that the rumors that have been swirling on Wall Street are true, John Deere Corp. plans to introduce a line of custom hot rods in 2016 in a surprise move to enter the performance automotive market.




In a two pronged radical departure for this normally staid corporation Deere is expected to announce that it will field an entry in the soon to be announced NASCAR sanctioned tractor racing circuit to promote it's new product line.





A knowledgeable track side rumor monger insists that a high profile Driver has already inked contract to front the Deere team.






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